50 Funny Pregnancy Quotes that Every Mom will Relate to! New 2020

Pregnancy is magical and beautiful and truly one of life’s greatest miracles”¦ but putting all that aside the whole 9 months is actually better pretty much one big struggle. So we’re calling all you mamas who might just need a little humor to get you through it to read through some of our very favorite funny pregnancy quotes. After all, we could all use a little inspiration sometimes. Take a trip down the 50 funniest pregnancy quotes we could come up with– you’ll be sure to get a good laugh out of it!

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1 50 Funny Pregnancy Quotes that Every Mom will Relate to!

50 Funny Pregnancy Quotes that Every Mom will Relate to!

1- “Everybody leave me alone. I’ve had a busy day being pregnant and I have to do it again tomorrow.”

2- This one is pretty much the summer motto for us all”¦ “Bra off. Hair up. Belly out.”

3- Pretty accurate meme featured below

4- “There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it” -Chinese Proverb

5- This quote… because it’s always a good time for a cupcake.

6- “Months have an average of 30 days, except the 9th month of pregnancy which has about 1,000 days.”

7- “I was told”¦ there would be glowing”

8- For the superhero in us all”¦

9- For all of us who are so over the questions here’s one for you. “Yes I’m positive there’s just one baby in there. Can I throat punch you now?”

10- “It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat” -Angelina Jolie

11- “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes” -Joyce Armor

12- Okay, maybe it’s not the best pregnancy quote but”¦ #relatable

13- “To pee or not to pee? That is never the question. Pee.”

14- Enough said.

15- “When people congratulate me, I like to say, “For what?” and watch them panic”

16- A Presidential Quote

“I’ve been to war. I’ve raised twins. If I had a choice, I would rather go to war.” -George W. Bush

17- Hello pregnancy brain

18- “Not a waddle. Just pregnancy swag”.

19- I guess this is the anti-pregnancy joke?

20- “Parenthood is the scariest “hood” you will ever be in.”

21- If this were true, I think there would be a few more Chewbaccas out there.

22- A Pregnancy Quote Straight from the Queen

“Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife” -Queen Victoria

23- Just cause it’s funny.

24- “You don’t realize how many people your friends hate, until you have to name your baby.”

25- Someone get this through everyone’s head.

26- Probably how every mom on their 2nd, or 3rd, or 4th baby is feeling

27- “For the 9 months I am pregnant with a boy, shouldn’t I be paid 1.78x my salary?”

28- Note to all moms, sleep makes you cooler not lame.

29- “ Being pregnant has made me realize it takes talent not to pee yourself when you sneeze”

30- “Stop saying, ”˜We’re pregnant.’ You’re not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No. It’s because you had too many shots of tequila,” -Mila Kunis

31- Just a little sweetness for the mix.

32- “Pregnancy is 9 months of cheat days.” (HALLELUJAH)

33- “My baby’s body fat is 2 to 3% this week. I’m so jealous,” -P!nk

34- As if the airport isn’t anxiety-inducing enough

35- “Ask me the gender and due date one more time”

36- “There’s a whole birthing plan, but what is the plan other than to get it out? I mean, there isn’t an option to kind of keep it in, is there? So I’m assuming my plan is to get it out. But apparently, there’s more to the plan than that. I don’t know what that is,” -Keira Knightley

37- Getting through the first trimester struggles can be like:

38- “Peeing on a stick and preserving that stick is the start of the many disgusting things you will do as a mother.”

39- “Belly rubs; $5.00”

40- “You know you’re getting old when your friends start having kids on purpose.”

41- If you didn’t know, you’re allowed to eat as much as you want.

42- “Prenatal yoga focuses on breathing and stretching. So does napping.”

43- At 8 months pregnant, one does not simply “roll over in bed”

44- A little inspiration for post pregnancy

45- Every Expecting Dad NEEDS to Know…

“A tip for expecting dads”¦ never, ever eat the last anything”

46- “Don’t ask me why I am crying because I don’t know.”

47- Hey, that’s something.

48- “I’m proof birth control is 99% effective.”

49- “Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body”“meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit,” -Amy Adams

50- Oh so exhausting